when a woman p-sses out after s-x, her s-xual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. the spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. after she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preec-m all over the ground where she is buried.
the woman usually dies!
“o ya i’m about to c-m, sh-t honey are you asleep. looks like i have to bury you alive, and j-zz all over your grave.”
“enjoy your oregon cemetery you ugly small t-tty hoe.”
- Oreo Milkshake
the natural mixture of male fecal matter and s-m-n. “you’re gayer than an oreo milkshake.” “hey… is that sh-t on your floor? and c-m?! fan-f-cking-tastic, dude you made an oreo milkshake… i’m probably never gonna talk to you again.” when a man p–ps and the -j-c-l-t-s in a women’s mouth, she then chews up the […]
the substance/moment that can only be created/achieved when the female and male climax at exactly the same time. we have so much inner connection that we experience -rg-smij-sm every time we have s-x. oh my gawd, we just created -rg-smij-sm for the first time. fantastic.
an orlanda. she is ditzy short and sometimes really blonde. she has the tendency to go for old ladies. she likes to eat there spaghetti. my name is orlanda, i like to eat sghetti with naked old ladies.
ormiga is an ant in the spanish language las ormigas fueron marchando
- ostrich maneuver
the ostrich maneuver is the state of a person burying their head to avoid any given situation, much like an ostrich covers it’s head to avoid danger. ostrich’s bury their heads based on the simplicity, “if i can’t see them, they can’t see me”. people pulling the ostrich maneuver commonly figure the same. generally the […]