orenge
the colour which vain -ssholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; often confused with hepat-tis.
hey, nice orenge tan… in the middle of winter, you sick f-cking pumpkin monster.
the colour which vain -ssholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; often confused with hepat-tis.
“hey, nice orenge tan… in the middle of winter, you sick f-cking pumpkin monster.”
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