Orgasman
the superhero of tomorrow who fights for justice, people, and intercourse everywhere. his trademark fashion is unreasonably tight spandex with an “o” on the torso, complete with a splatter of white in the center.
“i was being mugged on a train the other day, and -rg-sman came to help me! he not only defeated the bad guy, but he got me pregnant. by the way, here’re the divorce papers.”
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- Orgasmapiss
having a big long p-ss saved up then you p-ss it all out and feels as though you just had an -rg-sm hey malcolm i woke up this morning and took a big fat -rg-smap-ss!
- Obesusjustine Malusadorusdickens
it is the origin of the male h-m-s-xual. it is the first mammal species to mate with the same s-x.living in bins because of there bad smell. “omg i just saw an obesusjustine malusadorusd-ckens”.
- finger nailed
(v.) attempting to use one’s unmanicured fingers to bring pleasure to a woman’s v-g-n-l area, usually causing much pain. i met the s-xiest guy last night, but i had to kick him out when after he finger nailed my giner.
- FIH
a close friend. synonymous with homie or buddy. come on fih we have a basketball game to play. acronym for “f-ck, i’m high.” for when you’re trying to be elusive, but not that elusive. “fih” fiscally induced h-m-s-xuality. the tendency for those with h–rds of money to worship others with h–rds of money. seeing money […]
- Oceana County
1. 2nd poorest county in michigan with high unemployment and a great lakeside view! 2. most hick-ss, boring, and remote county for anything interesting. 1. hey dude, i just got back from college to visit you back in oceana countyman! where’s your house again?…ooops. 2. d-mn it sucks living around here in oceana county with […]