orgasmums
the heightened state of awesomenessor enlightenment. can also be used as a subst-tute for the following: h-llyeah, the sh-t, shizzle, and ballin.
dr.phil is on? -rg-smums! let us gather and watch that sh-t.
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- orváge
pr-nounced like mirage, but with orv in front of it, c-nn-l-ng-s “i don’t like the term ‘eating out’ it sounds so vulgar” “i know what we can call it, orváge!”
- Permanent Wedgie
a “permanent wedgie” is when the following happen: the victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. the underwear is held in that position. lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, […]
- lustrum
a five-year period (fortunately not a woman’s period). often used when numbering a fifth, tenth, etc. anniversary. next week we celebrate our company’s fifth l-strum. that’s 25 years of existence!
- Osama's Dick
a d-ck that is in hiding/so unshaven, that it hasn’t been found in 10 years. dan, i got a bad case of osama’s d-ck, and i’m afraid that my security is in danger until we find my p-n-s.
- holy hangover
a good way to explain how hungover you are. usually used to describe a major hangover. jackie: “holy hangover, i drank way too much last night.”