orifice hat trick


taken from the hockey term ( a hat trick means to score three times) it is a term for s-xual activity involving three orifices on a woman (p-ssy, mouth, -ss)
i was with this sl-t last night and i scored an orifice hat trick, first she gave me a bl-wj-b, then we had straight s-x than i did her in the -ss.

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