Orniphilia
orniphilia is practiced by a small number of female ornithologists / bird watchers who seek s-xual gratification from dead birds.
orniphilia is the act of turning a dead bird, such as a robin, crow or sparrow hawk into a functional s-x toy with the ultimate goal of s-xual gratification.
orniphilia is often practiced in outdoor seclusion (woods, fields and thickets) the female orniphile will perform self s-xual intercourse and masturbation using a dead bird as a s-xual object. this involves inserting the bird into the virgina, head first as self made d-ld- or ornido.
many orniphiles find this type of s-xual object highly erotic, especially if the bird is rigid with rigamortis. often a fresh death is the preferred choice of the orniphile. larger birds such as swans and geese have been the preferred bird of choice for the more experienced and extreme orniphile.
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