orphus remorsus
the act of one misjudging the volume of one’s fart in a public place.
dude, the other day at the gyno i really had to fart, and thought it would just be a little squeaker. i let it rip and it sounded like hiroshima in the office. the doctor totally heard me and i got a huge case of orphus remorsus.
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