oseyande
short, plump, nigerian-irish-englishmen. has many phrases such as, “wanna smash?”, “oh hey you got a free?”, “woah you can drive?”. awkwardly stands over you but doesn’t say anything. mumbles every word even after asking him to speak up. all round quality lad, d-ck touches the bottom of the urinal.
a.k.a mr steal your girl
“oh hey, i am oseyande. wanna smash?”
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