Ouchfield Octopus
an eight-limbed, two-headed, screaming monster, formed by a prefect collision of baseball outfielders. brazilian origin.
“deep fly ball to left! …hayes and vaughn in pursuit…hayes makes the grab! oh no!!! m-ssive collision! looks like we’ve got an ouchfield octopus.”
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