an ovaljerk is like a circle jerk, except that it’s done in the white house oval office. basically, the president gets all of his cabinet members to sit around the table and make masturbatory comments about what a great job he is doing.
reince finished the ovaljerk with a shiver and a moan by announcing that it’s been “a blessing” to serve under this president.
- being a mexican
the art of inserting ones p-n-s into a fajita hey dude i just caught jason being a mexican in the toilets
- booka money
an immense amount of money. it’s when even your moneys got money. its when you have so much money you start throwing it into the trash because its stressful from how much you have. harry just spent booka money playing at the casino, he bet everything on black playing roulette
- beard moisturizer
female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing she rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed
an annoying b-st-rd with no friends. tries looking for friends but can be a bit of an -sshole. guy- why u got to be a zabde?
one who is new to masturbating; not good at achieving ultimate pleasure by masturbation. i can’t afford lube, so i guess i’ll just be an averagebater for now.