overmarried
marrying above what you deserve.
the dude way overmarried. she’s a 9 or 10 in all important categories and he’s a 4 to 5 at best. lucky b-st-rd.
thoroughly renouncing one’s singleness and sense of fun and liveliness upon getting married, almost to the point of parody. usually involves not making any plans for a weekend other than housework, yardwork, or schlepping kids to random events like soccer. see also: p-ssy whipped.
he is so overmarried, the most exciting part of his weekend is shopping at costco on a friday night instead of blowing it off and going to a t-tty bar.
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