owen wilson

the wilson brother who starred in movies such as ‘wedding crashers’ and ‘meet the parents.’

the actor with the screwed up nose whose brother is luke wilson
owen wilson has a jopa.
the funnier, more broad ranging wilson brother. makes alot of movies with ben stiller; often co-writes, and acts in movies directed by wes anderson. see zoolander, wedding crashers, and his nose.
owen wilson was good, but not nearly as good as bill murray in “the life aquatic with steve zissou”; but wow has bill aged.
the owen wilson is a celebrity inspired s-xual position, doable by any number of people or genders. it requires one person to be kneeling on the ground in a bl-w j-b position, while the other person inserts an -ss-to–ss d-ld- within their r-ct-m. with the remaining length of the d-ld-, the person then spins around and slaps the kneeling individual, then jams the d-ld- through their eye.

this is also known as the brazilian wax attack or the “-n-l-eyeball-rape.”
joe-beth: did you hear!? did you hear?!
papi: no, what joe-beth?
joe-beth: father thomas was excommunicated for pulling an owen wilson on three choir boys…
papi: mary, jesus and joseph! i hope you didn’t wax them afterwards…
triple unsuccessful suicide attempt is called pulling an owen wilson
luke: my brother was unsuccessful for a third time commit suicide.
vince:so he pulled an owen wilson