oxytarded


to be deliberately, aggressively, irrationally stupid. similar to how people who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone/painkillers behave.
i saw john steal $20 out of my wallet. when i confronted him he said f-ck you and i had lost the money somewhere else. totally oxytarded. (or) what an oxytard.

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