Oyster Face
an expression describing the act of having -j-c-l-t- on ones face. oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of s-m-n being similar to a raw, sh-ll-less oyster.
“i heard your brother gave amy a little oyster face the other night.”
echh! i feel so gross right now. danny gave me oyster face this morning and i can still smell it. that stuff never comes off.”
“take it to the base, then oyster face!”
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