p-north
to spray, blast, soak, or marinate with enough liquid in a single shot to quench a forest fire, in the style of legendary ejaculator peter north.
yesterday my boss was a total d-ck to me, so today i brought a super soaker to work and p-north’d his sorry -ss.
if the licentious denizens of pompeii hadn’t been quite so busy p-northing each other, they might have noticed the mountain about to p-north them.
when the wind is blowing from the south, it’s always a good idea to p-north.
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