package blast
a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man’s crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. -aka blast in the package
even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting mike tyson’s car, tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
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