Paddlehands
paddlehands is an urban legend. he once was a man. but, something snapped in him. changed him. warped his hands and his mind. gave him a hankering for catspankings. tranny chasing. tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.
ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as paddlehands
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