paddywhack
(v.) the act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on st. patrick’s day.
jaywalking in front of the blarney stone pub, i was paddywhacked by an oncoming car.
the act of someone grabbing your d-ck tight, and then slapping the h-ll out of your b-lls until you c-m. this can be done in several ways, such as the self paddywhack, and the suspended paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.
that irish girl was crazy last night. my b-lls are still sore from that paddywhack.
i gave myself a paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.
a word original meaning to have a somewhat large and floppy p-n-s slapped across someones face while they are sleeping. the term has branched out in meanings including to be pwned in a video game or even in real life.
dude, while sid was sleeping last night, i completely paddy whacked him. in the morning, he asked me why his face smelled like d-ck.
yo, that b-tch with the axe just paddy whacked me and killed me in one hit! i completely lost my combo!
when a guy is trying to f-ck a girl, but consistently pokes around the v-g-n- unable to find the slit.
i bruised the top of my p-n-s becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.
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