smackjob


being one of comitting an act of stupidity; name given to one who commits an innocent but stupid act; one who commits acts void of common sense; term of endearment for those who commit acts void of common sense
i cant believe your wearing shorts in the snow; what a smackjob.
the act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the t-st-cl-s.
john: man my b-lls are killing me

sean: why dude?

john: phil gave me this crazy smack job last night… it hurt so good
used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your d-ck on their face.
he’s suck a f-cking smack job.

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