Padgettized


when you can’t possibly f-ck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just needs to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can’t imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you’re screwed.
question: “why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?”

answer: “sir, it’s been padgettized.”

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