Paedo Hands


when your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.
if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say ‘paedo hands’ or just ‘paedo’. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
this should be used for a bit of banter only.

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