pagan skins
a nickname given to drums or percussive instruments by idiot christian extremists who deem them unholy and satanic instruments because they provide rhythm to a song which is a “earthly desire”, were used in ancient pagan rituals to instigate possession and demons, and are the only modern instrument not mentioned in the bible for g-dly praise. d-mn pentacostals.
in heaven, jesus will be listening to neil peart.
uhhhhh… the dried skins of pagans used as money during the bronze age?
……….i think…..
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