Paint By Numbers


a person, usually female who wears enough make-up to resemble a painting. due to the specificity of make-up locations, it becomes a paint-by-numbers picture where certain colors go to a certain point.
dude, did you see jody’s make-up tonight?

yeah man, she looked like a total paint by numbers

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