pearl earring



when a woman who you have no interest in ever seeing again is giving you oral s-x, and you pull it out, turn her head, and release right into her ear.
i didn’t want to tell her that she was too ugly for me to bone, so i let her down getnly by giving her a pearl earring.
when a man releases his seed upon a female counterpart and, with the proper aim and well-timed loads, can shoot s-m-n upon the bottom of the woman’s ears, and have them drip down so as to resemble pearl earrings
“dude, i gave molly a set of pearl earrings so amazing i had to take a photo of them- check it out.”
“yeah man, totally incredible.”
when your lying next to your old lady after she falls asleep on a nite she denies you some trim. you yank your pud and let loose in her ear, as the load runs down her earlobe and just starts to drip off, d-mn! looks like a pearl earring
thats my own creation. my wife hates me.

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