a town that’s actually like those old greaser movies: it has a right side and wrong side of the tracks. the north side si where all the mexicans and poor white kids live, with a decent mix of middle cl-ss kids from the winston park area. they all go to palatine high school. south of the tracks is where all the rich kids live, they’ve got big houses and daddy-bought-it-for-me lexus’s and escalades and bmws. they have thier share of middle cl-ss kids as well, and a few poor kids from downtown.
palatine is notorious for having absolutly nothing to do within it’s borders. there is one place to shoot pool, but that sh-t gets expensive fast. other than hanging ot at the jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave palatine to find a good time.
alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. the town’s roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich f-cks. the mayor tried to do some ‘remodling’ thing to the downtown to try and copy arlington heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
the only interesting things to ever happen here is the m-ssacre in the brown’s chicken 17 years ago, and we got smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
the only way to really appreciate it’s sh-ttyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
get out while you still can.
-“hey, what do you want to do today?”
-“nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car.”
-“oh. palatine sucks.”
adj. having to do with poor people, places, or things;

syn: ghettofabulous
lock your doors in this town, this place is totally palatine.

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