Palatka


the armpit of florida. everything smells like f-cking sulfur thanks to the georgia pacific paper mill. the teenagers have nothing better to do than use meth and hang out in the parking lot of the only wal-mart drinking beer and har-ssing customers.
palatka is a place you drive through as quickly as possible on your way to the beach from gainesville.
best small town in the state of florida
i’m from palatka “paaaalaaatkaaa”

Read Also:

  • Patricked

    past tense of patricking. “oh, man i was so p-ssed off when i found out i had patricked her…”

  • pittsburgh plate job

    a s-xual act in which an individual lies prostrate on the ground while holding a piece of plate gl-ss directly above his or her face, and while gripping it so as to create a flat surface in relation to the ground, another individual proceeds to defecate upon it. some cases may also call for the […]

  • pizbang

    a dirty, low-life individual with no self esteem; usually has some form of r-t-rdation or a.d.d. may also have infinte amount of acne puss. look at aaron, he’s a pizbang!

  • player's clique

    best described by showing a sign of botherhood. done by inserting two fingers in the v-g-n-l section while one in the -ss, to initiate yourself. dude, i am in the player’s clique, after i got sloppy seconds from my boy.

  • Play Tetris

    a synonym for having a bowel movement, so named for the old school game boy color kept on the back of the toilet, with only the game of tetris in it. penelope: you don’t look well. odysseus: yeah. i’ve gotta play tetris something fierce. penelope: here’s an extra roll of toilet paper. enjoy.


Disclaimer: Palatka definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.