paleoporn
1. p-rn involving old people or at least one old person.
2. a euphemism for anyone over age 30 getting laid.
3. a way to insult someone by letting them know they’re banging a dinosaur.
my roommate spent last night shooting paleop-rn until 2 am.
wow, she’s hot. like jur-ssic hot. when did you get into paleop-rn?
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