Panda Intervention
friends left you for losers?
time to bring them to panda express
and coax them back into your life
with some good asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.
christine: “hey nick, did you see who erika was walking down the hall with?”
nick: “who?”
christine: “______.”
nick: “panda intervention?”
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