Pandora’d
when a person sleeps with you because they can’t access the person they really want to be with, and you possess similar features or traits.
based on pandora radio – users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
“i thought he liked me but i was totally pandora’d! he got back with his girlfriend who looks like me, has a jack russell like mine, and whose favorite band is also lcd soundsystem.”
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