Panic Maven


a person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.
person #1: what took you so long? i thought you just went to put something in your aunt’s van.

person #2: my aunt is a real panic maven. she didn’t believe me when i said i locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it’s locked.

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