panking
having a w-nk in a public place.
“say stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight”
“hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don’t get caught fiona”
“no worries pal, i always burry myself in the bush when i’m panking”
the act of having a w-nk whilst on the sh-tter
person 1: “bhuttae, stop panking!!!”
bhuttae: “mate im having a danger pank!!!
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