pants allergies
a preference for jeans, even in the work place and “grown up” world; an aversion to slacks.
i can’t go to that client meeting! i have serious pants allergies!
someone who is allergic to her pants ((sophia))
sophia is allergic to her pants she had to go to the e.r. last night
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lesbians oprah is definitely part of the sensible shoe brigade!
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