papaya trick 2
the papaya trick 2 can and is in most cases used as a retaliation to the papaya trick. the person on the losing end of the papaya trick, will in most cases attempt to do the papaya trick 2. this trick loses it’s potency if too much time is allowed to p-ss. ideally the papaya trick 2 is performed immediately after the papaya trick, so if you have just sucessfully executed a papaya trick it is important that you keep in mind that you are not yet in the clear and keep your eyes open for any signs of the following:
your friend who just got conked on the head offers to take the papaya off your hands.
your friend with papaya now in hand offers to show you a trick of his/her own.
your friend asks you to close you eyes.
if you fail to recognise any of these warning signs, it is still not too late. you only need to remember one thing, when you find yourself the victim of the papaya trick 2: clench
your friend will now try to shove the papaya up your r-ct-m. if you have failed to divert the proceeding of the papaya trick 2 at this point, now, the papaya’s going in, whether you like it or not. you must now remember to unclench, or you will begin to feel an increasing amount of discomfort. you must now try to relax you -n-s and allow the papaya to gently slide in.
if you failed to twart the papaya trick 2 you must then admit that you have been bested and convey a show good sportsmanship for at that point you have sadly been outwitted at your own game.
hmm, i didn’t really like that papaya trick, but i have a better one, close you eyes, turn around, hahaha, i call it papaya trick 2. now you see it now you don’t. ahahahaha!
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