stoppie
the act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it’s front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. spectacular to view when done properly. often requires m-ssive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly.
check out joe’s face! what’d he do? land on it after messing up a stoppie?
1. the act of a motor-vehicle’s rear end to become aerial. also known as an endo.
1. i killed the stoppie, my sh-t was at 12 o’clock. f-ck all yall.
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