paper bag princess
a female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.
named after popular robert munch character of the same name.
“this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so i put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. one might just call her a paper bag princess”
a girl that is so ugly you have to put a paperbag over her head while having s-x so that you aren’t disgusted.
girl: am i your little princess?
guy: of course you’re my princess…my paperbag princess!
girl with a hot body but minging face
sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have progria, she was a real paper bag princess.
a girl who is really beautiful and has a great body but doesn’t necessarily dress the part.
usually a hippie, or an accomplished woman who doesn’t care about the latest fashion trends or other materialistic cr-p.
she’s my paperbag princess.
translation: she’s beautiful inside and out, and doesn’t feel like she has to wear tight brand name jeans to show the whole world her curves.
a girl or young woman who realizes, like the character in robert munsch’s book of the same name, that she needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
“lauren’s life as a paper bag princess meant that she’d always be using her super powers to help people who really needed her instead of to reproduce empty societal expectations.”
much like a b-tterface. a girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. she’d be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.
guy 1: “hey look at that nancy girl. nice -ss”
guy 2: “yeah, but look at her face.”
guy 1: “she’s a real paperbag princess alright.”
guy 2: “nice one.”
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