Warpy Jaw
1. the southern equivalent to the north’s “lock jaw”
2. (noun)a condition that occurs when a person has been sucking too much d-ck, and begins to feel an ache in their jaws. can sometimes result in “warp” to the jaw, where a person keeps their jaw in a weird position as it tends to relieve the aforementioned ache.
ex) as i was watching the guy walk down the street i noticed one side of his mouth was slightly contorted, and thought he might be the victim of a stroke. however, upon closer examination i saw his “girls kick -ss” t-shirt and very short cut-off denim shorts, and realized this man was suffering from warpy jaw.
ex 2) man 1: dude i really don’t want to go see the movie
tonight….
man 2: dude you are such a little warpy jaw b-tch!!!
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