when wiping your -ss after a sh-t and your finger penetrates the toilet paper … more often than not followed by brown finger, depending on the stage of wiping
“dude, totally just wiped my -ss and accidentally papertrated myself”
darnese is a stinky girl. she does not know how to act around people. flares their nose so often. omg it’s darnese everybody run.
the absolute top shelf career. the dream job. if, on a sat-rday morning, you simply cannot wait for monday, so you may return to work. weekends take a back seat to your ‘superior careerior’ examples: rock star. race car driver. supermodel photographer. fresh air inspector. david bowie’s p-ssing sadened many. however, there is no doubt, […]
combination of “dude” and “mier”. dude is another term for “homie” or “friend”. mier is a synonum for a guy without much game. “i love you man, but you are a dudemier.” “dudemier, let me teach you game…”
what a 1-7 year old calls a river i see a big riber
that n-gg- where ever he go tigee got that bag 🎒