Pardon my French


the origin of this phrase (which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the french word for seal, as lazy time waster suggests.

it in fact originates from the constant warfare between england and france many years ago, at that time “french” was -ssociated with indecent things and activies (swearing, kissing etc).
this was done fairly often in those days, s-xually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

what the english might call the french disease, the dutch might call the spanish disease, the french might call the english disease and so on.
6 more definitions
an excuse for using profanity.
as said in the 1986 movie, ferris bueller’s day off,
“pardon my french, but cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his -ss, in two weeks you would have a diamond.” or “pardon my french, but you’re an -sshole!”
an apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).
f-ckity, f-ck, f-ck, f-ck. pardon my french.
phrase used as an appology for using profanities. the word for “seal” (the animal) in french is “phoque,” which is pr-nounced the same as the word “f-ck” in english. this is how the phrase originated.
you’ve got to be f-cking kidding me! pardon my french, but that’s insane!
see excuse my french.
je can’t speak-ay le frances. pardon my french.
when you stick your c-ck up a girl’s -ss (or keister) without asking her. then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. then, you pull-out and say pardon my french.
pardon my french guy 1: i stuck it up this girl’s keister last night it was tight! she must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! but i did’nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
guy 2: sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the p–p shute.
guy 1: ya, i know what you mean. i hope that she can pardon my french.
je n’ai pas francais. pardon my french.
sh-t -ss wigga

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