pardon my german
pardon my german, a.k.a. “begnadigen sie mein deutsches” is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my french, which is used to excuse one’s profane language.
job interviewer: well, that’s all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?
candidate: no, but– -loud, long obnoxious malodorous fart-
job interviewer: -stunned silence-
candidate: heh…um, pardon my german.
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