park-tease
noun: an individual who walks through a crowded car parking complex and induces in a nearby driver the belief that the individual intends to imminently vacate his/her parking sp-ce when in fact the individual has no such intention.
verb: to induce – intentionally or negligently – the belief in nearby drivers that one intends to vacate one’s car park when in fact one has no such intention.
driver: “man, it’s impossible to find a place to park here.
p-ssenger: dude, follow that hot chick – she looks like she’s going to her car.”
-driver follows the hot chick until it she disappears into a store
driver: “f-ck, what a park-tease (noun).”
p-ssenger: “yeah, she totally park-teased (verb) you just now.”
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