Parking lot Gimpin


the act of being a wanna-be pimp and a fake -ss ghetto f-ggot, who thinks they’ve got game and spits the most worthless ignorant sh-t at your girl in the parking lot when your leaving the club. there is no such thing as parkin lot pimpin….only parkin lot gimpin.
yeah boy, i’m a be outside parking lot gimpin boy, i love this sh-t. “w-ssup baby, where you goin tonight? hey i’m just tryin to holla a little. you wanna sip of my hennessy? hey, gimps need love too…god i hate myself!”

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