Parkognize


when you recognize a slightly familiar fellow parkie outside of the park cities area and pause unable to be 100% certain if it’s really that person.

there is usually a brief hesitation and awkward “h-llo, how are you” followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their ident-ty, there will be some tension.
oh no, i think i parkognize that woman over there but i can’t tell because she looks different on this side of the highway.

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