part-tarded
main entry: part-tarded
pr-nunciation: ‘pärt-tär-did
function: adjective
offensive: 1: a person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or pr-ne to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: an unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: a device or machine (ie: computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.
1: i don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that poison ivy.
2: man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been part-tarded.
3: i told this part-tarded thing to print the doc-ment four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
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