Party Bison
while at partys you occasionally notice a woman of defined body and stature of a bison.
party bison are more often than not s-xually aggressive, although appearing lethargic. after 3 smirnoff ices they try to spend the night with drunkened male party-goers who have drank far more than her. parties don’t have to be limited to one bison, there may be many in a single room.
charles t: “did you watch that party bison wander into the brewery?”
m. boskey: “yeah, im pretty sure donny hooked up with her”
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