Passcht


-noun. a close friend who you reguard as your equal. you will only meet one such p-sscht in your entire life time. this individual known as ‘p-sscht’ is notoriously lazy as well as an avid gamer. they are usually found behind a computer or television, or found to be the cause of some sort of mayhem or tragic but hillarious accident. they find humor in gross, sad, misfortunate, and drunken incidents.
p-sscht accidently lit his new xbox on fire because he was carelessly playing with matches, but he thought this was so funny, he cr-pped his pants.

also,

if there is one person in the world with who will make you laugh during the time of your mother’s death, it is p-sscht…he will most likely help you hide the body too.

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