Pastry


being really cheap.
a stingy, avaricious person.
a cheapskate, curmudgeon, n-gg-rd, penny pincher, piker, scrooge, skinflint or tightwad is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts and some necessities.
chawla: vijay, could you buy me a cup of coffee, im kinda broke.
vijay: u cheap pastry , tell your mom to send you some cash.

yy: chawla , i need a ten for that chocolate, could i have that much?
chawla: im broke dude!
yy:u f-ckin cheap pastry, go do your mom.
a person of danish origin.
courtney’s friend the pastry comes to visit today.
girls who try to appear “normal” and without eating disorders by always ordering cakes and dessert in a restaurant or cafe. notice that they never really eat very much, just putting tiny amounts on the fork or spoon to give the illusion that they’re eating. when others leave for a moment the rest of the pastry is disposed of somewhere nearby.
alice is such a “pastries”, a fraud who pretends to eat but is just jerking everyone around. she’s really seriously ill.
when someone tells a boring story that n-body else cares about. its usually long and/or takes forever to get to the point. it may have no point or doesn’t say anything important that anyone cares about. it is a form or rambling however the person does not realise they are doing it even if others have tuned out or is looking back with a blank stare. if the story had already been told it is refered to as a stale pastry.
this is a short pastry spoken by a colleague who i work with every day: “today i walked to work along the footpath past many houses as i do every morning. i have to stop at the pedistrian crossing. then i got to work, i walked inside, said h-llo to you and sat down to work”
code name for black and milds. can be used by saying making pastries, buying pastries, eating pastries, etc.
angie- hey are you coming over this sat-rday to make some pastries?
christina- yeah, did you already buy them?
angie- i bought them yesterday, but we have to eat them soon .
christina- okay.
a chick or guy who’s so hot that they look good enough to eat!
jennifer nicnamed doug, pastry
synonymous with bad.
it’s well pastry, init!

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