Passive Shopping
endured primarily by male companions of female shoppers. undesired side effects range from horrible boredom to herniated disks and bankruptcy.
sat-rday i suffered from 6 hours of p-ssive shopping following my girl through town. it started quite ok with a hard on in a lingerie shop. it ended terribly when my vertebral disk slipped while i was carrying all those shoes that she bought with my credit card.
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