pathetic


when you need others to have sympathy for you to survive.
boy: i don’t know.

man: you don’t remember anything?

boy: no.

man: oh, aren’t you pathetic!
a dirty old man checking out girls in his personal fitness cl-ss but saying hes only looking at their belts
no kacie im just looking at your belt not your t-ts and -ss. but in case your wondering there great
a person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.
albert: i can kick the -ss of anybody for good.
umer : you know what? you are pathetic!
everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.
every other f-cking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. “shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!”
“what a stud, he’s such a richard!”

no.
stfu.
you are pathetic.
when you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.
nerd: omg r u a gurl?!?!?!
girl:yes…
nerd:r u hot!?!?!
-girl leaves game-

now that’s pathetic
a person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.
albert is the most pathetic man i ever saw in my life…!
inability to function normally or provide a service that meets basic expectations
he couldnt even barbeque the chicken thighs properly. he was pathetic.

he could’nt take the stro rum. he was pathetic and weak.
horribly unattractive people who submit photographs of themselves for the word “s-xy” that make you want to claw your eyes out.
ugh. look at these pathetic losers posting pictures of themselves on urban dictionary.

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