patio drag
the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little -n-s.
hey darrell, your dog’s doin’ a patio drag and leavin’ a streak mark across your entry way.
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