patooty


in reference to a pet-te girl with a nice b-tt.
a girl walked by, and i said “i’d like to get some of that patooty”
1.a very large hole gapeing from your bajesus.
2.a type of cheese.
1. “i’m gonna shove this wrench up your patooty.”

2. “i ordered extra patooty! you idiot!”

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